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Captain Kirk's Bastard Armada

from Shatterhorn EP by Shatterhorn

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"CAPTAIN KIRK'S BASTARD ARMADA"

Space whoring through the stars
I don't give a shit about your name
I'll show you everything that I intend
Join my sweaty, naked space parade
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They call me Captain
Of this here Enterprise
So get your shit
We're taking off
And we won't be seen again
Don't worry about the rent
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You know that I can't breathe here, baby
I'll turn blue, like you
Can I even call you lady?
You're something else with hips
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Just call me Captain
What do you fantasize?
You surely fit
'Cause you're turning on
This whole damn Enterprise
You're not so innocent
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Space clothes come undone
Your daddy doesn't know
'Cause you ain't got one
Hide your momma's phaser gun
'Cause she ain't gonna be too happy
When we're gone
-
We're going into deep space, baby

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from Shatterhorn EP, released March 9, 2020
Joshua Therriault - Vocals
Louis Zucchiati - Guitar
Rob Hibberd - Bass Guitar
Terry (TJ) Gunnell - Drums

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Shatterhorn Thunder Bay, Ontario

SHATTERHORN is a Heavy Psychedelic Rock four-piece with diverse musical influences wrapped up in a thick coat of sludge.

5-track EP available now, recorded live off the floor at the 'horn HQ - Shatterton Dabby.

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